The REAL combat engineers of the U.S. Military and what the regular Navy squid fucktard pussies wish they could be. Secure: To turn off, end, or make tighter, e.g. Lifer: A name given to both officers and enlisted men who love the Navy and make it clear they want to be in for 20 or more years; lifers will try to convince others to re-enlist. Splash: Name earned by a sailor who has had the good fortune to be recovered after accidentally falling overboard until the ship returns home from deployment. Smurf: A recruit who is in his first few days of boot camp who hasn't been issued uniforms yet, and thus wears a "Smurf Suit" (see below). In reality, consists of an E-5 signing a piece of paper and giving the warning, "if you go up for mast, I will testify under oath that I inspected and saw every item.". So called because the ship's hull is number SSN 711. USS Loungechair: The fictional ship sailors serve on when they retire. Marine Shower: No soap and water, just deodorant and cologne, Marine Table Cloth: See Marine Dinner Tray. Aye, aye: Yes (I heard the order, I understand the order, and I intend to obey/carry out the order). Dirty Boat Guy: The nickname Dirty Boat Guy or "DBG" is associated exclusively with the US Navy's Special Warfare Combatant-craft Crewman. Tweek and Peak: To fine tune something (uniform, rack, hair, etc); usually for inspection preparation. Originally, "pogue". "So what happened on your watch?" Boot Chief: Nickname given to a Chief during their first year as a Chief. DIW: Dead in the Water. For sailors, this is usually their own ship. Today's modern electronic video game fighters like the F/A-18 will never be in the same ballpark. WEFT: Typically it stands for "Wings, Exhaust (or Engine, for prop aircraft), Fuselage, Tail" and is a method by which ship's lookout stations can visually identify aircraft within the vicinity. Brown Trout: Occurs when some Hull Tech blasts the sewer lines, causing raw sewage to be disbursed onto the decks of lower level berthing areas. Sea Pussy: A yeoman or personnelman akin to a secretary who does clerical work. Dog watches: The 1600-2000 evening watch is customarily split into two two-hour "dog" watches, so that the watch sections rotate rather than being stuck with the same schedule every day. Or half a glass of coffee, half chocolate milk and a shit ton of sugar. No Balls: An expression used to suggest that a person does not have the, No Load: A useless sailor. Variations include clinging to the MAD boom or water-skiing from the MAD Boom. Also contains the Uniform of the Day. Bitchbox: Intercom or amplified circuit used to communicate between spaces of a ship. V0 Division: Admin offices. Example: The F-5 usually lands skosh on fuel. Big Chicken Dinner: Slang for a Bad Conduct Discharge, a punishment awarded to a sailor who has committed a serious infraction of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. Bar Stool Technician: A term labeled to the former AQ rating, Aviation Fire Control Technician. Floating Bellhop: Derisive Army term for sailor. An animal that floats on top of the ocean and shits on all "Marine" life. Place of arrival for ships. Submitted by SJG on Jul 21 2017 . NMOP: (common on Boomer Subs) No More Patrols Ever. ", "Wrong answer, RPOC! Webnoun, plural (especially collectively) squid, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) squids. Often the result of a serious engineering casualty. It's like the 1MC but restricted to Engineering Spaces. Vitamin M: Motrin, which is occasionally used to combat the various aches/pains/headaches associated with military service. A frame on a ship is its ribs and they are set a certain distance apart so if your ships frames are 3 apart the rule is 9. CHT Tank/Shit Tank/Chit Tank: Collection, Holding and Transfer system, which collects all ship's shower and toilet runoff/sewage until such time as it can be pumped or dumped. Usually an all day event to get the crew ready for a real underway. Other duties include storing and maintaining unit small arms as well as training and qualifying squadron member in their use and the use of deadly force. LDO: Limited Duty Officer: generally a senior and highly qualified enlisted person (E6E8) who has earned a commission through a competitive process and continues to work in their field. John Wayne: (1) A can opener supplied with "C" rations. An important component of the war on boredom. Fuck Off." Old Man: The Commanding Officer or Admiral in command. Brown Water: Shallow water close to land; Brown Water Navy (Sailor): Any Sailor who operates a small boat in inshore areas. Follies are held about every 6 to 8 weeks while on deployment. All of these were later designated as Cruisers. Fourballs: Midnight, entered as 0000 when writing logs; The "Fourballs watch" is midnight to 0600 when underway on a submarine, using a 3 person x 6 hour shift, 18 hour rotation "day" for each watchstation. EIDWS: Enlisted Information Dominance Warfare Specialist. M.A.S.H. Naval Academy. I had to attend stupid-shoot and stupid-swim after the other trainees were at the club drinking 15-cent beers. Joe Navy: Another term for a lifer with no life outside the Navy. Squid. PIERPAC: Pretending to be on deployment while moored to a pier. Sinking Sarah: USS Saratoga, which had issues with sinking while tied up alongside the pier. Savy Sue: The nickname of the USS Savannah AOR4, given by her ships' company. Compare "Corpsman Candy.". USS Belcrash: The USS Belknap (CG-26). ASMO: Assignment Memorandum Orders. Most schedule writers will have a "snivel log" for such requests, which may or may not be granted based on the needs of the unit and the sniveler's standing with the schedules officer (Skeds-O). War Chicken: A derogatory term for the Special Warfare Insignia earned by Navy SEALS. CSO: Combat Systems Officer: Officer responsible for maintenance of a ship's combat system (gun, missile, radar, command control and communications systems). Chowdale: An airwing member who spend all their time in line for chow, holding up others who actually have things to do. Squids, Jarheads, Grunts, and Other Military Colloquialisms. F.U.B.I.S. Flavor Extractor: Standard equipment in all Navy galleys. Often used in, "Damn, we just did a six-month WESTPAC, barely got home for a week, and now we're heading out again?". Ready Rollers are generally thought of in a negative scense due to their poor hygene and lack of respect for themselves, while in close quarters or proximity to other shipmates. Bubba: Any shipyard worker. Lather up and wash. Helo Dunker: Dreaded training device that all naval aircrew and pilots must endure every few years when they complete water survival training, or swims. Designed to simulate crashing a helo at sea, it is basically a huge metal drum with seats and windows that is lowered into a pool and then flipped upside down with the passengers strapped into it. Note that in the Navy, many ships and units have nicknames; these are listed separately, in Appendix:Glossary of U.S. Navy slang/Unit nicknames. Stand By: To wait, can also be to foreshadow chastisement or punishment from a superior. Public." May also be burned into the skin. The CAG, ship's CO, and battle group admiral are also usually invited and present. Swabbie #2: "I know. They are also given the privilege of wearing their winter blue, or summer white uniforms, or, as an alternate, their dress uniforms, for the week before shipping out to the fleet. ", Piece: Rifle, as used in manual-of-arms (rifle drill). MARINE: Acronym for Marines Always Ride in Navy Equipmentor Muscles are Required Intelligence Not Essential or My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment..or My Ass Rides In Navy Equipmentor Muscles are Required Intelligence Not Expected. CGU-11: Nomenclature for a Seagull to boot sailors. ("Set material condition Zebra throughout the ship" is part of the standard GQ alarm.). a Seaman/Airman/Fireman, getting out of line with a Chief Petty Officer. Dicking the dog: Putting "half-assed" effort into a task. It consists of a noise-generating body ("fish") towed behind Head: Bathroom (the term comes from the days of sail, because wind would blow from the rear of the ship forward the bathroom would be located at the front head of the ship to carry the foul smell of excrement away from the crew). Presently, in the USN, it refers to the alcoholic brew offered at social events like "dining-ins" and "dining-outs." See crossing the line, shellback, and pollywog. Coffin Locker: A personal storage area located underneath a sailor's rack. Easter Egg Hunt: An especially rigorous investigation or inspection in which the inspecting officer seems unduly motivated to find everything wrong he possibly can, even if it ridiculous--"The XO held an Easter Egg Hunt at Messing and Berthing today." For better or worse, everyone is picked on in one way or another. Single, for all intents and purposes, until the day their spouse returns from deployment. Field Survey: The nominal survey taken before discarding a worn-out item "in the field" (often off the end of the pier) instead of submitting it for a proper, formal "survey" to determine if it should be redistributed or disposed of. They include: beagle a steward; boy scouts leave a brief shore-leave; dimple a hole in a ships hull caused by a torpedo; drain the bilge to be extremely seasick; macaroon a new rating; molly a malingerer; squid female trainee. Goffa / Goffer: General descriptive term for any sort of soda or fruit juice, non alcoholic. As the name implies, the deck is indeed blue tile there. Also called the Possibilities of the Day or Plan of Deception because the plan can change without notice. Nomenclature used to identify a bird to boot sailors. USS Immobile Bay: USS Mobile Bay (CG-53). Can also be used to describe the status of a person whose plan has gone awry. "I understand and I will comply.". Telling the LPO you're going up to the calibration shop for awhile but head up to the roach coach instead? Geedunk-a-donk: A huge jiggly ass acquired from eating too much geedunk. Mystery Shitter: An intoxicated sailor who returns from the beach and is unable to safely reach the head, defecates in random locations prior to climbing into his or her rack to sleep it off. 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