Vince Noir: [laughing] As if that's a moustache. 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. Two for fringe. I'm gonna call it Howard's Note. Ultra: Well, he better be. Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. Spider Dijon: If you want to say something, speak the plain English. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Vince Noir: A passing coyote took pity on me. Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? He's a renowned ram-raider. Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. Some say he's half man, half fish. I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. No one could get near that llama, but you Howard. Course he will. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. [the Pong game beeps off-screen in response]. Howard Moon: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious. Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? NO! I've got so much to give. Fossil: Aaaaand fighting the Killeroo: Howard Mooooooon [silence in the crowd] [under breath] Former male prostitute Vince: Sit down. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Oh cheese. [turns to camera] Thank you. Desolation of the soul. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. No, sod it, eight! Can we just cut to something else while I explain it? 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! Marching towards me every day. . Howard: What? Stopped him pressing accelerator. 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes EELS! All rights reserved. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. [inserts gum shield into Howard's mouth]. I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. You ain't got one! No way. It's a Sacred Robe! If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? Working out to hot be-bop. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! What about the animals? Just punch him in the snout alright? Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. It's all part of the ritual. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Vince Noir: All right! The Audience goes wild]. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? Made from the tears of Robert Smith. The Hitcher: [randomly playing chords on the piano] EELS! Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Polar Bear: [in same despondent tenor] No. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. This is the glam rock ski suit, Come on, Howard. He urinated in my face, and [turns to camera] we've seen all this. Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. It's delivered by ninjas. Cookie Notice - , . The Moon: Heey! Find your thing. Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? Order up some violent quiche., Johnny Two Hats: Im Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. Boosh! Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Required fields are marked *. The Mighty Boosh. Nanageddon. I'm a Cockney b*tch. Hook goes right through 'im. Calm-a-llama down Calm-a-llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sittin' in a tight place laughin' like a monkey arm, pullin' like a China boy Kara-way Kara-way Kara-way noise Boing ching cha masala Boing ching cha masala OOOOOOOooooo Tooth Tooth [Inhalation], https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Mighty_Boosh_(TV_series)&oldid=2742077, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets! Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. It's fine. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, yrumpets and spanners. It burns! The green shape, was frozen. Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Vince: Is it because youve got two hats on? Howard: We all die, but do we really die? Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? But now I'm nu rave! Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. Howard: [ Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! Howard Moon: Stardom? Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. That's why I've made you [pulls out brown jumpsuit] the tweed version! It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Howard Moon: [into tape recorder] Howard Moon's journal, day four. You fear the lack of rules., Vince: Sorry about earlier. Vince: Look at your face, ambient, pure ambience, it's like The Orb's third album. Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? His body consists of a pink head with six tiny legs sticking out of its base. Naboo: This is Liquid Music. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. You've never even been to the crunch. Minky Monthly. Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. Vince: Just punch the big mouse. 20 of The Young Ones most gloriously silly quotes Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. But as he came past, I, I licked his back. But I dont feel offended, Amanda Abbington is too good for outdated comedy The Family Pile, Maternal could be the British Grey's Anatomy, How Ineos CEO Jim Ratcliffe made his money and if he could buy Man Utd, This week has shown Rishi Sunak is either an idiot or a coward, Do not sell or share my personal information. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. You've never even been to the crunch. Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? The Hitcher: I'm bad juju! Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. Both: Captain Cabinets, Trapped in cabinets. Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. How are you? And he came fast! Piper Twins: Oh yea! ----- NANAGEDDON - The Mighty Boosh ----- Tabbed by: stonegolem13 Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) I've tabbed both bass and guitar here:- e . 'Cos I love you. Dennis: We were only just in the service station. A miracle!" Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! Nanageddon. Panoramica: The song "Nanageddon" from Episode "Nanageddon" Titolo: The Mighty Boosh - Stagione 0 Episodio 28 : Episodio 28; Data aerea: Guest stars: Reti televisive: Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. As teenager we would drive about town together. AHHHH! Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. It's not a dress! [Throws it away]. In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. And then the half moon he's all right. One for feathering. Different rules apply out here, you know? Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. My hat's on fire! Chilli chowder. See this pocket? Do it again, and I'll come at you like a buzzard. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. I love you, Vince. As big as a garage. Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. All Shamen: [singing] We are super magic men/We stay up till five A.M.!/Although we're bound by shaman lords/What goes on tour, stays on tour! Vince Noir: Are you going to tell me your real name or not? Your voice was trapped in there this morning. Howard Moon: You used to be a zookeeper, this is where your heart was. I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! That's for your library card. Right? Think of Johnny Thunders. I think that's got the wrong ring to it. Where are the bars and the women? Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? A fantabulous television programme 3. Just punch the big mouse. 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What about smoke machines? Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. That means NO effin' and Jeffin'. Howard Moon: We're in trouble. Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? 27min. Fashion may come and go. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. Rudy: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. You've liquified me, you slags! 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Gonna do a portrait are you? Don't mess with the occult. After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". I've had three lattes, and an Americano. NO? Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! 40 of the funniest jokes about Brexit 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling Rudy: Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady. 3.39 + 14.78 P&P . I don't wanna get left behind. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Soup! Obsessed with travel? Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? The Hitcher: [telling the story of his giant thumb] I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! 100 of Homer Simpsons greatest quotes Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team It doesn't mean anything. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! 49 of Monty Pythons funniest jokes Spider Dijon: Yes it is if he PUTS HIS BALLS INSIDE IT AND STRUMS HIMSELF TO ECSTASY! Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. I need a wee-wee. I behaved like a tit. What is Yorkshire? Saboo: Are you insane? The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners This is at least a mocha, OK? She was free with everyone. The eyes screaming out? Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. An idea is formulating! All the features, jostling for position, yeah? 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? I come fully equipped with a papoose! - Black Elk. Howard Moon: The mixture. Lucien: Because there's somethin' out there somethin' evil somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg [creepy music]. The Mighty Boosh (20042007) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. I couldn't really find that. Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Dixon Bainbridge: The windy man, the long mover. Naboo: This is black magic. But you are pure of heart. It isn't small, it's the big one! What do you want to lay down? Howard Moon: Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaa / Check him out. Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. You walked right into it! References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. Let Kirk drive. Howard: Just imagine the headlines; "Howard Moon, colon, Explorer." To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Spider Dijon: Then why did she come home from work one day, huh, to find you with your guitar? Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard]. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. Huh? Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Boosh, Boosh / Stronger than a moose / Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop / Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor / Cause the Boosh is loose / And we're a little bit raaaaw! Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. Howard, Howard? So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? It hurts! Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop! "Minky Monthly". In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. A spicy, carrot and coriander Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Crouton! And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! Pain. Saboo: The box is there for a reason; to keep ball-men like you inside it. Saboo: Kirk? Can you do fog? Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. [sighs in resignation]. Boosh! Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. A poncho-sombrero combo. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. all for nothing: vince and howard go through a lot of effort to impress the goth girls: completely changing their look, summoning a demon, almost causing the apocalypse, almost getting killed averting the apocalypse, but at the end of the episdoe the girls want nothing to do with them and would prefer to date naboo and bollo, an asexual alien and Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. When I saw The Mighty Boosh, I just thought, oh WOW, I can do this. Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. Howard Moon: Don't kill me. Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Dennis: This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. What have you been doing? Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! and our I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Dixon Bainbridge: No, put him in the Wolf Room. 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners Me and Jack aquaintances. You witness some soil? 50 of Jimmy Carrs funniest jokes and one-liners Youve liquified me, you slags!, Vince Noir: Youre in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo., Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! Pound ya banana! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. North Pole Native: We will be very offended if you do not eat with us. Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Vince Noir: Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Lucien: Ol' Gregg. Howard: Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. Parka Creature: [a small, mysterious entity concealed in a parka approaches Howard] [in a deep,booming voice] Look deep into the parka. Many have failed. All mouth Julian Barratt and. Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? The Inuits didn't mind. Quick, run! Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! You know, never take the tundra lightly. Wibble . Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. Imagine that. Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. Stronger than a moose! Vince Noir: Giving him something to read. Carrot and coriander. NO! So funny and so artistic. I come fully equipped with a papoose. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Soup! Like that. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. I have the amulet. Stop! You proved your point, in song format! The Mighty Boosh is a classic comedy which reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time. Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2003 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Howard Moon: I'm sorry, you've completely got the wrong what do you mean "old"? Yorkshire is a state of mind. Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Vince Noir: I do! Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. Jab up this joker! Some call me Photoshop. Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. Howard Moon: Imagine the headlines. Vince: What you gonna do, you'll probably be alright won't you, you're a shaman, it's pretty specialist job. it? Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. Fortunately they are able to defeat her. I've got a heavy goods license. Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. He's got one of those faces. It's kill or be killed. Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! 27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. Bob Fossil: I have a problem. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. We're Jim and Jackie Piper! Some viewers may find this . I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! There's a simple truth to you. Saboo: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers! He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. Which The Mighty Boosh Character Are You? Like um, like a garage. Spider Dijon: What's it look like, this New Sound? Howard: I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd. The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink, tight, warm belly pouch and they refused to come out. Howard Moon: Oh, yeah when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe. You blind? Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. Saboo then tracked down Nanatoo, along with Howard and Vince, at the bingo hall. All the tiny animal penises all over. Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. NOOO! Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare, dancing skeletons, white blue and yellow uns, moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat, and if you cross us, we'll cut ya! Do you remember? "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" I'm Howard Moon! Howard: Tommy was a dreamer. Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . Women respect that. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. Vince Noir: [looks through binoculars] Nothing. Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Rudi: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin! Legendary fish. But the full moon is the famous moon. Like that. Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind? I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Colin: Some say he's a ghost. What do you think you're playing at? Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? Loose change, in case you've got any fines! Started HOOFIN' the public. Bob Fossil: "Oh! 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners Ooo. It is possible to get rid of Nanatoo with the mystical incantation, "Nana Nana go away, come again another day!". (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". I couldn't hear the beat Staggerin about on me old mans feet I had one foot in the grave But now I'm nu rave! In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. [a hand emerges from the door in Rudy's forehead, holding a Pipe]. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? With the hand feet. Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. The Hitcher: I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed ya! but in his cold blooded, reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! All a bit too busy. In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? Saboo: Live your life? Piper Twins: And you ain't gonna like that! Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. How dare you laugh at me. Can't catch what don't exists. Howard Moon: I don't like people touching me. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Lead Shaman: You shall go with Tony Harrison there. Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. Tony Harrison: How dare you! Vince: Yeah. Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. The idea is you play, and then you scram; but oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. Johnny two-hats. Rudy Van Disarzio: Somebody had to clean up that mess. The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Please let us go faster.". We'll be holding on forever! And of course, these excellent new names. Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. 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