Tillie gasps in horror, as the boulder hits two other boulders that have supported the bridge. Choo, choo! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Web. Ace Ventura. that didn't stop the little engine that could. Major Payne: [Facing closet] He in there? However, a loose boulder flows toward the bridge. Tillie makes her way into the yard and acts like Jebediah just as Tower is checking off his engines. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line!" Major Payne, "You look like the Pillsbury Dough-boy. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. ), (Pete sees them and hits his brakes to slow down and stop, this time with Rollo stepping out of the way. "major payne" (1995) director. The last car and its load fall into the river below, while Perky climbs aboard their car alive. People often use the generator to customize established memes , such as those found in Imgflip's collection of Meme Templates . Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! Major Payne: One, tubby, tubby! ", Tower: *pointing to a passenger train nearby* "You take that passenger train over the mountain to the town! Who's responsible? ", (The opening credits roll as the camera flies down from the house to the railroad. I know it will! ), Eric: (to Jill) "Look here! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Ah-ah-ah-CHOO!!!!!!" I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one." Copyright 1995-2023 Newgrounds, Inc. All rights reserved. Colonel Braggart, "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. Emily: Really? You go on now. " Major Payne, "Come on, guys. ive seen that part like ten times frekin hilarious. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. Do you understand sign language? ", Tillie: *whispers* "Shh! So sit back, relax, and be ready to unlearn and learn new ways to gain your confidence, and self-discipline while you roar in laughter and light up in faith that you can do it! ", Pete: "Nothin' to it, boss. ", (In the roundhouse, we are introduced to five engines; Georgia, a beautiful red steam engine with a special yellow bonnet, Jebediah, an old, yellow run down engine who was chugging while snoring, Pete, a big red engine who coughed smoke while he was asleep, Farnsworth, a big silver diesel engine who honked his horn while sleeping and Tillie was a beautiful little blue engine and sleeping on her lamp was Chip, a bird. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Emily Walburn's quote: "He's a little upset about this morning. ", Rollo: "I know, how 'bout if we just signal for help? Perky feels the shock of the impact, and Tillie is forced to chug faster to get the Birthday Train out of here, but she feels the weight pull her backwards. could bring negative results for the employee or the company. Major Payne: If he ain't dead, he ain't happy! Quotes Keren. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. ), Farnsworth: *honking* "Hm, hm. | Source: Amodays, "Oh, thank you. The Little Engine That Could (Hardcover) Published 1976 by Golden Press. You're just a little switch engine, moving real engines around the train yard. Major Payne: A bullet. Major Payne: Got no worries, got no stress. Quitters never, uh Well, they-they don't win! " Major Payne, "One, two, three, fourI love the Marine Corps. ", Tillie: "Well, a little work will get you goin'. Major Payne: Is that OK with you Col.? Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! 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I demand the entire Madison Squad be disqualified from the final competition. Then, she looks at Chip who is still sleeping. He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. Then, to Tillie's horror, the avalanche in the form of a claw falls down the tunnel and crushes the entire Birthday Train! He gapes in surprise as his bedroom window flies open by the wind. Emily:[angry] I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement. ", Major Payne: If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between sh*t and Syphis. 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars. But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea . " Major Payne, "Why do I have to wear the dress? Major Payne: From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me. " Major Payne, "Chooga chooga chooga chooga, chooga chooga chooga chooga, toot toot! He blares his horn to send him flying into the air. His best work, including the "Men on Film" segments of "In Living Color," depend on outrageous behavior, and as Major Payne he is plenty outrageous. I want you to read this book. The Little Rascals! WHAT? ", Rollo: [singing]"If you will just believe it's true,, There's not a mountain that you can't climb,, There's not a river you can't make it over,, There's no tomorrow that you can't find if you try,. Major Payne - 1995 Movie Quotes 14955, want me to tell you the story of the little engine that could, again (full quote). (ranting) NO WAY, NO TIME, NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!" You stupid? Cadet Williams: Butt's so tight he can't pass gas! There was a little engine that could. What? ", (The camera fades in on Rollo calling out to Georgia. ", Tillie: "I think I can, I think I can, i think I can, I think I can", Rollo: [singing]"When your feet are dragging on the ground,, Stand up and face whatever you're afraid of. And I said, Bubba, its 30 miles to the nearest town, and unless you can flip upside down walk on your hands you aint gonna make it. All of the sudden, Charlie was all over the place. Cadet Kevin Dunn, "What are you laughing at, pig-boy? Major Payne (1995) "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad On the other side is the railyard at the end of the line where everything is anthropomorphic. Colonel Braggart, "Because he's six? She was a happy little train, for she had such a jolly load to carry. Moreover, participants described that the opportunities for advancement could be very. Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? To date, it remains a classic and bedrock of several unforgettable quotes. This little engines mission was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Well, where did you get it? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. A page turns to a picture of a house. Does it ever feel like work is taking over and you don't have time for yourself or your loved ones? Don't bust a boiler. The Little Engine that could, Told by Major Payne. [Payne has fired rounds from his pistol that gets the cadets' attention.]. It's somethin' special. You terminate his command? ", (Rollo walks past Grumpella, who face palms while Rollo trips and falls with a grunt. Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. | Source: Amodays, "I'm surprised, you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. The title shows, "The Little Engine That Could". Major Payne, "General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself? (Tillie and Chip cower.) https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. "We need to have 50% of soft. Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. She then leaves the roundhouse with Jebediah's milk train. The trademark classic original Disney and Warner Bros. the two well known launched famous favorite animated cartoon characters including Snow White and Bugs Bunny. (Chip nods again, as Tillie clears her throat and turns to Tower.) ", Rollo: (catches up to Jebediah) "Listen, (pants) could you, uh-Eh, could you, uh (pants), what they said! Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Oh, thank you. Relax, it's just a dummy grenade.". . WHAT? Lt. Col. at the Games: This is unsatisfactory. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! (then shows a pic of Pete on a newspaper cover) "I'm a very important engine" (flashback ends) "And I don't pull the likes of you. You want sympathy, you look in the dictionary between spit and syphilis! https://amodays.com/292844-major-payne-quotes-that-are-hard-forget.html. Major Payne: What happened? I will no longer refer to you as turds. Emily Walburn, "It's civilian life, Sir. Now, we will never go! [The entire drug cartel surrenders to Major Payne]. Blood and guts and ash was everywhere! (Tillie nods), Tower: (shouts) "NEVER, NIX! 723-hour days of fun and adventure. ", Tillie: *Doing a bad impersonation of Jebediah* "I'm on my way, Tower. Cadet Kevin Dunn. What about YOU, brown nose? All: [singing]"There's not a mountain that we can't climb!, There's not a river we can't make it over!, There's not tomorrow that we can't find if we try!, (The entire train boogies along to the song climbing up a few hills leading to the mountain, where they make it to the first grade. Think that stopped the engine that could? ), All: (singing)There's not a mountain that we can't climb! They use an old cargo hook pole as a makeshift rail for the bridge to get across to the other side. ", Perky: "Well, he's not the only engine in the world. You terminate his command? We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! Major Benson Winifred Payne: A squad that lives together, wins together! Major Payne, "He's trying to show you some affection." ), Rollo: (desperate) "But-but" (He runs ahead) "Are you quitting?!" he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. Emily: Major! He is the author of a children's book series entitled Nightmare Academy. PRINTABLE ACTIVITIES Little Engine Labels Major Payne: From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one. Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show. Major Payne: [To the squad, while watching them all run wearing dresses] I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command! The screen transitions to a view at crudely constructed bridges and a scary looking cave. Alex's Stepdad: This is between me and my son. that could Kill a murder mystery for eight. The book closes itself on the front cover.). Major Payne Comedy 1995 1 hr 37 min English audio PG-13 CC Buy or rent When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans) of the U.S. Marine. You get two chances to advance, then we have to show you the hatch. Welcome to the house of Payne!" ", (Tower glares angrily at Chip, rocking his foundation. Major Payne Comedy 1995 1 hr 37 min English audio PG-13 CC Buy or rent When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans) of the U.S. Marine. A hawk flies by. Major Payne: You're still a sh*t sandwich. (shakes off his snot) "Tillie, where's that milk train!? ", Jeepers: *On Georgia's head* "Does it hurt? You'll never make it through the storm! Listed on Dec 13, 2022 I had a minor setback. But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea how to cope in everyday civilian life. Hold on to your smokestack!" ), Pete: "Careful, kid. Two, tubby, tubby!" Although his discharge from service was a setback, the former army officer's comeback was rather fulfilling he worked with young Cadets. Tillie feels exhausted, but she can't stop now. Major Payne: Now, Im'ma ask you nicely: please, return to your vehicle. You've only been out one week. ", Chip: "Don't worry, Tillie. Meanwhile, as the camera fades out on them, it returns to the toys having waited for help for a half hour or more, and Grumpella finally loses patience. But, it's empty. more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. Major Payne: Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD! 18 Jan. 2023. Next post . A clip of one my favorite parts the movie "major payne" main character, major payne (played by imdb page. " Cadet Alex Stone, "Hello, cue balls! But the big question remains: how ready are you? It could be a setback in work, love life, or family, but when there is life, there is hope. Colonel Braggart, "Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!" At first, all seems safe. He runs past a house, where one of his friends and a dog look out the window while Eric jumps over a fence. So, get going! I wanted children, he didn't. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good! Refined engines such as I should never get up this early. India! You'll get no sympathy from me! Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? 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